OMG This is so funny!!!
Sitting outside my house and thinking about what to do when miraculously this happened!
An action and fun filled drama featuring a KEKE NAPEP DRIVER and TWO DRUG ADDICTS (yea you heard right "DRuG ADDICTS")
I was sitting at the corridor when i sat these two guys first "THE GUY ON WHITE POLO IS THE TRICYCLE (KEKE NAPEP) DRIVER while the GUY ON RAINBOW COLOURED CLOTHES is the addict....
Then i knew it was time for a show since there isnt any cinema in asaba i always make sure i watch every fight i can get to the end (I know say u wan call me Amebo LMAO ) lucky for me a popcorn seller was passing by and i had 100 bucks on me i bought #50 popcorn and #50 groundnut then i sat at a very nice position cos i didnt want anyone to gist me.
So this is what happened
The Keke napep driver was ontop the addict and delivering some heavy punches on his head and face saying "So Na My head you wan use bah!! You must give me my money!! You better call your partner or else i go kill you today"
The addict who was under kept saying " lemme nah shey i bin beg you no make me beat you" (Funny Nigerians Lol!! Even under oppresion he is boastfull)
Then some good passerby's came to the rescue of the addict(actually i call them parth crashers cos the show was getting interesting) then they inquired for the cause of the fight..
That was when i heard that they were two addicts in the Keke Napep on getting to there destination they asked the keke nappep driver to give them #800 so that they'ld give him #1000.. Unknown to him that his money was going on a journey of no return.. One of the addicts stayed behind waiting unknown to them that the other had disappear... Of course you know what happened.. The other faked innocent and was pleading but the keke nappep driver refused saying " I go show you pepper today"
They are still trying to settle them, but i got to go now but watch out for the Season 2 "THE RETURN OF THE ADDICT.. 'LOL"
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