Man Imprisoned for being too good in bed

A 42-year-old Italian lover has been thrown in
prison because his haters neighbors couldn't handle
the sounds of him pleasuring his girlfriend any
longer!

12 of the angry Vigodarzere vicinos filed a suit that
the neighbor was 'stalking' them with his sex
sounds, saying:

"The screams and moans disturbed the peace
in the condominium and the building's
decorum."

Sounds pretty freaky! But, when the lover extraordinaire tried to explain
to the judge that noises don't equal stalking,
Hizzonor wouldn't hear any of it and sentenced the
man to prison for six months.

He's of course appealing it. It can definitely be annoying when your neighbors
keep you up for any reason, but c'mon, how long is
he really keeping them awake for?